lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

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ur school wins

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beesmygod:

well the internet had a good run

beesmygod:

well the internet had a good run

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lordoftheswag:

you liked my girls selfie a little too fast….

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blacksupervillain:

leseanthomas:

It’s like Marvel is really trying to piss people off, lol. 

Source: http://io9.com/marvels-new-captain-america-will-be-black-1606409585

calling it, whoever the new iron man is they won’t be straight. marvel’s tryna go for the trifecta.

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verifiedofficial:

justlittleneckbeardthings:

send help

This can’t be real

verifiedofficial:

justlittleneckbeardthings:

send help

This can’t be real

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twofistin:

restinpeaches:

rest in fucking peaches, mario

This game seems to be based on how sick you can clown everybody else. I don’t even think you win by crossing the finish line, you’re just judged by a point basis by how salty everyone around you is.

twofistin:

restinpeaches:

rest in fucking peaches, mario

This game seems to be based on how sick you can clown everybody else. I don’t even think you win by crossing the finish line, you’re just judged by a point basis by how salty everyone around you is.

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asianmaid:

tuscansweaters:

Rapper Drake successfully flips pancake

MONEY

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36thchambers:

ScHoolboy Q with da cHickens

36thchambers:

ScHoolboy Q with da cHickens

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postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

(via tomathin)

ihfbot:

"My grandmother used to kill fascists. And you, you vote for them?"

ihfbot:

"My grandmother used to kill fascists. And you, you vote for them?"

(via mattressblowoutsale)

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

what are bananas doing inside their peels. what are they hiding from us

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what are you hiding from us

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bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

(via the-awesomepossum)