american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

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dipsetflag:

banduluu:

People still say no bueno? :/

Pretty sure Spanish people still speak spanish

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sexhaver:

goodbye forever

sexhaver:

goodbye forever

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Health and hygiene before modern times

  • EUROPE: Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
  • EVERYBODY ELSE: Have you tried washing your ass?

ayesiwmae:

there’s a speedrun of the video game adaptation of Clue that’s 3 seconds long and consists of the runner blindly accusing someone on the first turn and getting everything right

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class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

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neocybex:

ciptochat:

Robot Hand 2 by Brock Baker

transformers fandom be like

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fandom-pride:

My 99 year old great grandfather was at my house for Christmas and we were watching cake boss because it’s his favourite show, except it was already recorded so I fast forwarded through the commercial and my grandpa screamed and said “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? ARE YOU TIME TRAVELLING?? ELLIE YOU CAN’T DO THAT”

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thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

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bishoujosenshisailornoire:

psl:

somethinqueer:

theracismrepellent:

princessandtheprep:

This is one of the most insulting things that I have every seen, it makes me so mad I actually want to cry. I can’t believe magazines think that they can just dipped a woman in brown paint, give her clothes from my culture to put on and have the audacity to call her an “African Queen”. Growing up I heard so may jokes about Africans and saw the negative stereotypes portrayed by the media that tried to make me feel bad about where I come from. Yet Ive noticed when fashion magazine want to do spreads portraying poise and exoticness they often turn to Africa ( proving time and again that Africa is more than the negative images you see in the media)  but this time, to try and take parts of my beautiful culture and have a white women play the role just proves that beauty cannot be seen in our countries/cultures unless it is represented by White people. 

Stop white people once and for all

~Tae

"classy" blackface is still offensive and harmful blackface

literally the MOTHER of all Blackfaces. This is the biggest FUCK YOU to our race in a long time, as it pertains to this issue

I feel sick…

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