asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via confirmed--bachelor)

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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(via marioguy2600)

littleshrekthings:

shrek confirmed

(via cowboybabeop)

cowboybabeop:

cowboybabeop:

cowboybabeop:

MEME PALETTES

You bet your arsenic ass I’m gonna turn on my computer and draw something with these in a little bit






I drew some heckin’ pretty girls with these palettes and it was fun 

I’ve been informed that these girls should be called the ‘Meme Team’ and fight crime with memes

cringepics:

someone’s skipping leg day

cringepics:

someone’s skipping leg day

(via condom)

cowboybabeop:

I used the ALMIGHTY MEME PALETTES to make some pretty girls uwu enjoy i guess

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

(via confirmed--bachelor)

lubricates:

lubricates:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD

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are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this

(via dutchster)

tyquil:

i feel like im watching dragon ball Z and goku is about to show up and fight final form neil degrassi tyson

(via bobbyhoying)